What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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