I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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