just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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