i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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