READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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