shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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