guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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