We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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