He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
where does the pee come out of this thing
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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