i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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