HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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