the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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