doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
thus making me awesome and them whores
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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