Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
