i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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