we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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