put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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