Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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