are you still at the devil's house?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
high people should be assigned attendants
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Pants are for mortals
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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