Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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