He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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