I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
