Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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