You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
God, you're like boner-b-gone
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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