yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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