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32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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