I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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