We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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