honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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