just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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