So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
