we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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