Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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