Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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