do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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