So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
my liver is dry heaving
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
