so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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