she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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