i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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