I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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