did you get engaged???
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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