I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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