...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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