I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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