I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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