yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
do herpes really smell.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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