Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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