Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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