he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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