its not stalking. its research.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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