can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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