All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize