I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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