This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
