Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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