just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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