so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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