i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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